smells-liketeenpregnancy:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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At least she upgraded to a mac

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
unexplained-events:

An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.
The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

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