Kinda wish I was dumb so I can fit in with you assholes more

ShadowBeatz (via pasta-saladdd)


“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you